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Offline Rodders

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Not Enough Parachutes
« on: February 25, 2013, 00:17 »
An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one.  The world needs me, I can't afford to die."  So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the Prime Minister of Australia and the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to die."  She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America."  So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, ex-President George W Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could.  I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President.  There's a parachute left for you.  Australia 's smartest woman took my satchel.

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Re: Not Enough Parachutes
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2013, 00:33 »
It's a ripper!  ;D
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Re: Not Enough Parachutes
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2013, 01:19 »
 :laugh:
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Re: Not Enough Parachutes
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2013, 09:06 »
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Offline daveeb

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Re: Not Enough Parachutes
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2013, 10:31 »
streuth  :D

Offline mistybear

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Re: Not Enough Parachutes
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2013, 03:29 »
I was hoping for a happy ending. Oh, well.  :aarrgh:
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can make you commit atrocities.

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Re: Not Enough Parachutes
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2013, 22:49 »
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