Topic: Grandmas are smart

[Clive]

GRANDMAS ARE SMART

I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off of the
Ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him
and I asked him not to do that.

"Why?" my Grandson asked.
"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty,
and probably has germs, and sometimes germs make little boys sick and
not feel good" I replied.

At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly and said to him, "All Grandmas know stuff. It's on
the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently
pondering this new information.

"Oh...I get it! He beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to
be the Grandpa."

"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.

 

[Simon]