A man received the following text from his neighbour.
I really am so sorry Bob, but I've been riddled with guilt and have to confess. I've been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into the bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Sorry Bob, that should read "wifi", not "wife".