Saturday night a friend of mine gradually woke up stiff as a plank in
the hospital ICU, tubes up his nose & down his throat, wires monitoring every function,
a hell of a pain over his left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
It was obvious he'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at him deep and steady and he heard her slowly say, 'You may
not feel anything from the waist down.'
He managed to mumble a reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'
NOW, THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
Topic: Positive Attitude (Read 618 times)