Topic: Choice

[Rodders]

I came home drunk last night and the wife wasn't happy.  "How much have you had to drink?" she asked, furiously.

"Nothing." I slurred.

"Look at me!" she shouted, "It's either me, or the pub.  Which one is it?"

I paused for a second and said, "It's you.  I can tell by the voice."

[Simon]

 

[Clive]