Topic: Wedding ceremony

[Clive]

At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked 'if anyone had anything to say concerning the union
 of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace'.
 
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child.
She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor. Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying.  Then slowly groom's mother fainted.
The Bestmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
 
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
 
There was absolute silence in the church.

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The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."

[Simon]