An old Jewish Scot decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied for membership at a local golf club.
About a week later he received a letter that his application has been rejected
He went to the club to inquire as to why.
Secretary : You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?
Scot : Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, ma'am, my name is MacTavish.
Secretary : Do you know that on formal occasions we wear a kilt?
Scot : Aye, I do know, and I wear a kilt too.
Secretary : You are also aware, that we wear nothing under the kilt?
Scot : Aye, and neither do I.
Secretary : Are you also aware, that the members sit naked in the steam room?
Scot : Aye, I also do the same.
Secretary : But you are a Jew?
Scot : Aye, I be that.
Secretary : So, being Jewish, you are circumcised, is that correct?
Scot : Aye, I be that, too.
Secretary : I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable sitting in the steam room with you, since your privates are different from theirs.
Scot : Aye, away with ya, ma'am. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orange men. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of St. Columbus. But this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.
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