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Offline Clive

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Confucius Did Not Say. . .
« on: April 08, 2019, 17:18 »

Confucius Did Not Say:


 

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.


 

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.


 

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil in tent


 

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.


 

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.


 

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.


 

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.


 

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.


 

Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.


 

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.


 

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.


 

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.


 

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.


 

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement


 

One tree can make one million matches but it only takes one match to destroy one million trees.


 

And, Confucius Did Not Say. . .


 

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

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Re: Confucius Did Not Say. . .
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2019, 18:47 »
 ;D
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Re: Confucius Did Not Say. . .
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2019, 20:04 »
 ;D
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