A yuppie from London was taking his family for a drive in the Welsh countryside when his two angelic children cried out, “Daddy, Daddy, what is that strange beast?”
“That, my children, is a cow.” More driving…
“Daddy, Daddy, what is that building?”
“That my children is Castell Coch.”
“Daddy, Daddy, what is that man doing?”
“Well, I’m not sure my angels.”
“But Daddy, we want to know,” chorused the pair.
So Daddy parks up and calls down to the man who is bent over a sheep, “I say, there, are you shearing that sheep?”
“No! Bugger off and find your own!”