A dad goes into his young son's bedroom and finds him watching a 60 inch plasma TV.
"Where did you get that?" he shrieked at him!
"I bought it!"
"Stole it more like," he said, "Come on, admit it!"
"I did NOT steal it!", he responded, "I bought it!"
"And where did you get the money? Did you steal that?"
"NO!" he retorted, "I bought it with my hiking money!"
"Hiking money? Hiking money? What to you mean?"
"Well, every time you're working and Uncle Bert comes round he gives me £20 and tells me to take a hike!!"