A London solicitor representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The solicitor said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only £5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between £15 and £20 million...
and I think she could be right"
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she?
You've just made my day.
Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The solicitor replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary..."