Topic: They walk among us!!! duh!!!

[davy51]

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old,
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>>>Still working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
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>>>  saying:
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>>>  "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the
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>>>fridge
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>>>  sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually
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>>>  decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to
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>>>good
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>>>  to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50".
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>>>The
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>>>  next day someone stole it. Caution ... They Walk Among Us
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>>>  While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
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>>>which
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>>>  direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
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>>>waking
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>>>  him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
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>>>When
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>>>  my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for
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>>>  sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
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>>>  stuff." They Walk Among Us! ==========
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>>>  I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
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>>>  got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
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>>>was
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>>>  open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
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>>>days
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>>>  a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
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>>>end
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>>>  the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . They Walk Among
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>>>Us!
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>>>  ==========
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>>>  My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
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>>>  overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
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>>>sunburn
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>>>  she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
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>>>  convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
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>>>was
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>>>  moving". . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!
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>>>  My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
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>>>Through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . .
>>>They
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>>>Walk
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>>>  Among Us!
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>>>  I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
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>>>  attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
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>>>chain
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>>>  rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's
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>>>  nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the
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>>>head
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>>>  is turned. . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!
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>>>  I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
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>>>the
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>>>  lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
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>>>showed
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>>>  up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
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>>>  professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
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>>>  plane arrived yet? " . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us! =========
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>>>  While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small
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>>>Pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
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>>>Like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
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>>>responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
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>>>enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep, They Walk Among Us too.
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>>>They walk among us, and reproduce!

[Simon]

Good ones there, Davy - most of which could also apply to blondes!  :grin:

[mistybear]