Topic: Cheating

[Clive]

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her
Husband in bed with a lady midget.

Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams,
"You promised me two weeks ago that you would never
Cheat on me again!"

Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his Wife and says,

"Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to cut down?"

[mistybear]