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Offline Serenity

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Husband Store
« on: January 28, 2007, 18:57 »
Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Romford, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.


The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help
with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a new wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money

The third through sixth floors have never been visited  :icon_mrgreen:

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Re: Husband Store
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2007, 19:18 »
Oi!!  You can't just stroll in here and add a few lines to MY joke and get away with it you know!  Bloody Welsh women!  :laugh:

http://www.pc-pals.com/smf/index.php?topic=21260.0


Offline Serenity

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Re: Husband Store
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2007, 19:30 »
Oi!!  You can't just stroll in here and add a few lines to MY joke and get away with it you know!  Bloody Welsh women!  :laugh:

http://www.pc-pals.com/smf/index.php?topic=21260.0




 :bartmoon:    always sounds better coming from a woman Clive  ;)

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Re: Husband Store
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2007, 19:34 »
 :blondie:

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Re: Husband Store
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2007, 18:51 »
 :haha:
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Re: Husband Store
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 11:33 »
 :clever: :haha:   I like this version a lot better.
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.


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