Topic: Jonah and the whale.

[mistybear]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah!"
 
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
 
The little girl replied, Then you ask him".