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Offline Clive

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Raisin Bread
« on: February 14, 2007, 19:24 »
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.

"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf.

The young, man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.

When she descends the ladder he decides that he had better get two loaves, as he is "having company for dinner."

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on.

Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so they can continue to enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer.

Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down the ladder.

After many trips, she is tired, irritated and begins to wonder 'why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?'

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.

Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too? "

"No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."


Offline mistybear

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Re: Raisin Bread
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 09:22 »
 ':|  ;D
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.


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