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Offline mistybear

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Marriage Problems.
« on: March 03, 2007, 10:58 »
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love Marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break!!"
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

Offline Clive

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Re: Marriage Problems.
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2007, 18:10 »
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Offline sam

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Re: Marriage Problems.
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2007, 01:34 »
hehe
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Re: Marriage Problems.
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2007, 01:35 »
but what if he was to go back in time and kill his grandfather?? wait.. I'm confused who is his grandfather again!  :dunno:
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