Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 - You are
Cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge
Cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be
Praised!!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 - You are
Cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared
To land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great!!"
Pause: Static...
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR
AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON
A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be
Careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us - ya hear?"
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