What do you get when you cross a snake with a physicist? A Bohr constrictor.
What do you get for defying the law of gravity? A suspended sentence.
Who solved the mystery of the universe? Sherlock Ohms.
Old atoms never die, they just decay.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
What is the definition of Electron? What the US did in 1980 & 1984.
Resistance begins at Ohm.
Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.
What do you call a Nun who's had a sex change? A trans-sister.
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