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Offline Clive

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It's A Job
« on: June 26, 2007, 08:35 »
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.

They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.

Well, he has his doubts, but hey, he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him.

He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage!

As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"


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Re: It's A Job
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2007, 10:51 »
 :lol:
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

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Re: It's A Job
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2007, 14:26 »
Which reminds me of:


Leroy and Rastus were talking and Leroy ask if Rastus knew that Ol' Leo The Lion had escaped from the city zoo the night before." Do I know?' Rastus ask," Ol'Leo The Lion chased me all over the hood!" First he ran up on me and I jumped up an a car and Ol'Leo The Lion went slidin on by! Then he chased me over by your house and I jumped on the light pole and ol" Leo The Lion went slidin by! I ran over to Mazies hose and Ol Leo the Lion caught up to me and I had to jump up in her sons boat, and Ol'Leo The Lion went slidin by" Leroy said,If Ol' Leo the Lion had been chasing me,Id a crapped my pants!" Rastus looked at Leroy and said," What the hell you think Ol'Leo The Lion was slidin in?"





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