Topic: Redneck dawg

[Clive]

Some rednecks were sitting around talking about how smart their dogs were. One redneck spoke up and said, "I'll tell you what boys, I house trained my hound dog Jake when he was just a pup.
When he pooped on the floor, I would stick his nose in it and throw him out the door." "Now," he continued, "When he poops on the floor, he sticks his own nose in it and jumps out the window."

[Simon]