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Offline mistybear

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The Best Geek Quotes
« on: July 13, 2007, 14:05 »


There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

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If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

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1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

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 Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

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I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

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The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

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Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

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Re: The Best Geek Quotes
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 14:10 »
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Offline sam

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Re: The Best Geek Quotes
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 18:59 »
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If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

hmm.. so xp can't be good then can it!
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