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Offline Clive

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« on: August 10, 2007, 18:48 »
A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later.

The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He summoned the astrologer and commanded him: "Prophecy, tell me when you will die!"

The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him immediately, no matter what answer he gave. "I do not know when I will die," he answered finally. "I only know that whenever I die, the king will die three days later."


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Re: Smart
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 22:23 »
See, Sam?  Clever stuff, this astrology.

 ;)

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There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.

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Re: Smart
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 22:47 »
See, Sam?  Clever stuff, this astrology. 
 

  :hee-hee:  You know how to hurt!  ;D

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Re: Smart
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2007, 10:33 »
 :lol:
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.


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