Topic: Revenge

[Clive]

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the
hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be second surgery the
doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to
pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was
making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off. Written in large
black letters was the sentence.

"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last
week."