A man boarded a plane at Heathrow airport and, taking his seat as he
settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman coming down the aisle.
He realised she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo! She
took the seat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out:
"Business trip or holiday?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in New York .
The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer", she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he smiled, "What myths are those?"
"Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
actually it is men of Greek descent.
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are
the Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry", she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you,
I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos but all my friends call me
Paddy."
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