1. This is what will happen to my car if I don't get it serviced soon.
2. Anything wonderful that happens, like winning at the tribunal.
3. Not really. chuck a sickie is to take a day off "sick". Chuck a spaz, is to go off at someone or become irrational. Chuck a U-ey, is to do a U-Turn.
4. In the afternoon last christmas, the relatives arrived for a barbecue, some beverages and a few sausages. After taking an aspirin and a nap, we opened the presents, ate all of the chocolates, biscuits and sweets. Then we drank a few beers, mum argued with dad after he and Steve had a violent arguement which resulted in punches being thrown. (Michael had trouble with this one, I'm embarrassed, he's obviously not getting the right education)
5. Listening to Jimmy Barnes, Johnny Farnham, Acca Dacca might be AC/DC. Slabs being cases of beer, flashing a"brown eye", dropping your pants and bending over. Having a "slash", is going to the toilet.
6. a. knocking
b. either ambulance or hearse.
c. whip.
7. I always thought it was, "can't be buggered"
8. Isn't this an American term, pulling someones underpants up.
9. Don't see many cars up on blocks anymore.
10. Never cooked it myself.
11. Mince meat, chopped onion, chopped carrot, egg and breadcrumbs.
12. This is a new one for me, never heard of it.
13. No, but I know lots of people that do.
14. Sounds like a normal christmas party. I made Pavlova last year, yum.
15. I've been a vegetarian so long I can't remember, not sure if you have to cook your own?
16. Beetroot, I love beetroot on hamburgers. It's been a long time, but it wouldn't be a real hamburger without beetroot.
17. All of the above, lawn mower is now electric, always wear thongs in summer, I own an Esky, but not for beer anymore, and in winter I wear my Ugg boots all the time. An American patented the name "ugg" and is now trying to stop all Australia makers from using it.
18. Then you'd drive with your mates down to the river and rev your utes, driving them round and round in tighter and tighter circles going faster and faster and every now and then one would roll and someone had a cousin who had been killed doing it. But it was fun and your mates cheered you on and it was more fun if you had a dog or your mates or both in the back, and even better if you had someone's sister in the cab with you because she wanted to join in but was to scared to sit in the back and as you spun her body was pressed harder and harder against yours. And then it was someone else's turn and you went and had a few more beers under the tree with your mates and then had a sleep down by the river where it was cool.
19. Haven't heard this one since I was a teenager, and it's been a while since someone has tried to "crack on to me". Mind you the electrician was very friendly today when he came to look at the hot water service.
20. This one is a toss up, but definitely not Kylie Minogue and Warnie is spending a little too much time over there as well. Look up Kevin "Bloody" Wilson on Wikipedia, it has a list of some of his song titles, not for the easily offended.
21. Not something I have done, but I have known friends who have been "friends" with someone so as to use their pool.
22. Drinking until you can no longer walk, at a mates place.
That was fun, Thanks Simon.
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