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Online Clive

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Famous last words
« on: October 24, 2007, 22:22 »
Are you pregnant or just plain fat?

Cover me!

Cut the blue one! Trust me.

Don't shoot! It's only me...

Don't worry, I'll handle it.

Give me liberty or give me death!

He's probably just hibernating.

Hell's Angels? Then why are you all dressed like one of the Village People?

How am I doing, Doctor?

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

I've done this before.

I've seen this done on TV.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I can make this light before it changes.

I said "No retreat! No surrender!"

I wonder where the mother bear is?

Look! It's so tame I can put my head in its mouth!

It's strong enough for both of us.

It's supposed to make that noise.

It doesn't look like the bridge is out.

Let it down slowly.

Let me handle this...

Look! No hands!

Me first! Me first!

Naw, it's not loaded.

Oh, hi Laur... err Sandra!

Pull the pin and count to what?

That's not smoke, that's steam.

That's odd...

The ice is safe.

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

The toast is stuck. Pass me the knife, will you.

The trick with a charging bull is to stand perfectly still.

These are the safe kind of mushrooms.

They only attack when they're hungry.

This doesn't taste right.

Uh oh...

Watch this...

What duck?

What's that beeping noise?

Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?

Why are you guys smiling like that?

Why yes honey, I do think you look fat in that dress.

You'll never take me ali..

Offline Simon

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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 22:46 »
 :lol: :goodpost:
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2007, 22:57 »
Apparently, the most common last words recorded on airline 'black boxes' are rather predictable...



Oh, s**t!!!!
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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 00:29 »
Remarkably restrained when you think about it...
Slainthe!

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Re: Famous last words
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 11:01 »
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Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.


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