Topic: "How Did They Get Hired???"

[Clive]

Quotes from resumes from Fortune magazine.

"I demand a salary commiseate with my extensive experience."

"Received plague for being Salesperson of the year."

"Marital status: single, unmarried, unengaged, uninvolved, No commitments."

"Number of children: various."

"Note: Please don't misconstrute my fourteen jobs as "job-hopping." I never quit a job."

"Finished eighth in a class of ten."

"Reason for leaving last job: Management insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45am every morning. I could not work under those conditions."

[Rik]

"Received plague for being Salesperson of the year."

Probably worked for the Institute for Animal Health.

[mistybear]

Or, he was really old.