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Offline Clive

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If Life Were Like A Computer
« on: December 28, 2007, 15:01 »
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

You could click on ?find? (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

Offline mistybear

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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2007, 00:12 »
Sounds good to me.  ;D
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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2007, 00:31 »
You mean it isn't for everyone else??  :o
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Offline Baz

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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2007, 09:24 »
if life were like a computer........


would you need a boot up to get started

if you had a bad day you could system restore to yesterday

switch on your pop up blocker to to stop the 'nasty' things

if you couldnt be bothered you could crash any time you felt like it


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Re: If Life Were Like A Computer
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2007, 09:40 »
if life were like a computer........

if you couldnt be bothered you could crash any time you felt like it

Possibly the only time having "windows" could be seen as a plus.   :)x
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