A woman asks her husband, ?Would you like some bacon and eggs, toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry. It's this Viagra, it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup or a cheese sandwich?"
He again declines. "That Viagra," he says, "it really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. ?How about a juicy steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe some chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it must be the blasted Viagra, I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm starving!!