A Russian man decided he would like to buy a car. He phones the factory and asks, "How long do I have to wait for a car if I place my order immediately?"
The salesman replies, "Your car will be delivered in five years. Let's see now...that will be a Monday in September."
"Will that be in the morning or the afternoon?" inquires the man.
"When you've waited five years, what does it matter whether the car arrives in the morning or the afternoon?" questioned the salesman.
"Because the plumber is coming in the morning."