"Do not trust the flowers, David. Whatever it is, I fear the Australians even when they bring gifts."
Virgil's Aeneid, Book 2, 19 BC
Don't be jealous, Clive. I have a present for you too.............
Sorry, couldn't find a "Trojan Horse".
“Then, foremost of all and with a great throng following, Laocoön in hot haste runs down from the citadel’s height, and cries from afar: ‘My poor countrymen, what monstrous madness is this? Do you believe the foe has sailed away? Do you think that any gifts of the Greeks are free from treachery? Is Ulysses known to be this sort of man? Either enclosed in this frame there lurk Achaeans, or this has been built as an engine of war against our walls, to spy into our homes and come down upon the city from above; or some trickery lurks inside. Men of Troy, trust not the horse. Whatever it be, I fear the Greeks, even when bringing gifts.’
