Sponsor for PC Pals Forum

Author Topic: 30 years  (Read 615 times)

Offline Clive

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 75153
  • Won Quiz of the Year 2015,2016,2017, 2020, 2021
30 years
« on: June 10, 2009, 17:50 »
In surgery for a heart attack, a middle aged women has a vision of God by her bedside.
"Will I die?" She asks.

God says,"No. You have 30 more years to live."

With 30 more years to live, she decides to make the best of it. So, since she is in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!

The day she is discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.

Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains.

"That's true," says God.

"So what happened?"

God shrugs,"I didn't recognize you."

Offline Rik

  • Former Admin
  • *****
  • Posts: 26506
  • Ceud mille failte
Re: 30 years
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2009, 18:27 »
:rofl: Stolen!
Slainthe!

Rik

Offline Simon

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 77923
  • First to score 7/7 in Quiz of The Week's News 2017
Re: 30 years
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2009, 19:46 »
Brilliant!  ;D
Many thanks to all our members, who have made PC Pals such an outstanding success!   :thumb:

Offline mistybear

  • Forum Fanatic
  • ******
  • Posts: 7656
Re: 30 years
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 11:38 »
 :lol:
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

Offline David

  • Loyal Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2342
  • http://Wormdive_2
Re: 30 years
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2009, 12:02 »
 :lol2:


Show unread posts since last visit.
Sponsor for PC Pals Forum