Three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was Gordon Brown. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
The first boy wanted £10,000, so Brown gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Brown gave the boy a Ferrari.
The third boy wanted a wheelchair. Brown said, "Why do you want one of those, son? You're not disabled."
The boy replied, "I will be when my Dad finds out who's life I saved."