A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some
bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice
and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry
right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge
off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a
bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines.
"This Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you
like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe
a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No,"
he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
“Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me get up? I'm starving."
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