Topic: An Australian Love Poem

[Serenity]

 
      (Who said Australians weren't romantic?  )

Of course I love ya darling
      You're a bloody top notch bird
      And when I say you're gorgeous
      I mean every single word
 
      So ya bum is on the big side
      I don't mind a bit of flab
      It means that when I'm ready
      There's somethin there to grab
 
      So your belly isn't flat no more
      I tell ya, I don't care
      So long as when I cuddle ya
      I can get my arms round there
 
      No sheila who is your age
      Has nice round perky breasts
      They just gave in to gravity
      But I know ya did ya best
 
      I'm tellin ya the truth now
      I never tell ya lies
      I think its very sexy
      That you've got dimples on ya thighs
 
      I swear on me nanna's grave now
      The moment that we met
      I thought u was as good as
      I Was ever gonna get
 
      No matter wot u look like
      I'll always love ya dear
      Now shut up while the footy's on
      And fetch another beer!   

[Simon]

[Clive]

 

[Rik]

Poetry is not dead.