Topic: FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY---

[Clive]

FIVE RULES TO LIVE BY---

 

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

 

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

 

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

 

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

 

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

 

Sincerely, Tiger Woods

[davy51]

when you find one with all that wrapped in one let me know


I would marry one like that 

[Clive]

Just a pipedream Davy.  And you know all about pipes.   

[Simon]

Tiger Woods must be great for the environment, with all these recycled jokes knocking about!  

[Rik]