Topic: Beware of the Cat!

[Simon]

Royal Mail has stopped deliveries to a house in Leeds after postal workers came under attack from an elderly cat.

Tiger is said to have scratched postal workers and chased them down the garden path at his home in High Bank Street, Farsley, over the past few weeks.

Owner Tracy Brayshaw, who must now pick up mail from the nearest sorting office, said the ban was "a bit silly".



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/8611776.stm

[Clive]

   Fancy being frightened of pussy.

[Rodders]

It's a tempting offer but I'll have to pass, thank you.

[Baz]

nothing that a size 8 up the rear wouldnt fix

[Rik]

You'd never get Victoria Beckham to do it, Baz. 

[Simon]

Victoria Beckham doesn't do anything, does she? 

[Rik]

She slinks...

[Simon]

Well, David can hold his nose.   Oh, slinks! 

[Rik]

 

[sam]

  to all of the above.

[Clive]

According to yesteday's newspaper he has to perform 5 times a day.