Topic: JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER

[Clive]

A  passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and  gently
tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver  screamed, lost
control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over  the curb and stopped
just inches from a large plate glass  window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the  cab.

Then, the still shaking driver said, 'Are you OK?...... I'm  so sorry, but
you scared the daylights out of me.'

The badly  shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't
realize  that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so  badly.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm the one who is sorry,  it's entirely my
fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab,  I've been driving a hearse
for the past 25  years.

[Rik]

Short memory, Clive.

http://www.pc-pals.com/smf/the-laughter-zone/irish-taxi-driver/msg204660/#msg204660

[Simon]

[Clive]

That was over 3 months ago!!!   

[Rik]

I remembered.

[Clive]

I admit to knowing the joke but don't admit to posting it.  These things happen when you have a dodgy phone line.   

[Rik]