Topic: Essex Girl

[Clive]

As a trucker stops for a red light on A12 a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and the blonde says, "Hi, my name is Heather, 
you are losing some of your load!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck
stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door.. Again, the trucker
lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says,............

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter and I'm driving a gritter lorry......."

[Simon]

 

[Rik]