Topic: The computer swallowed grandpa.

[Clive]

The computer  swallowed grandpa.
Yes, honestly its true! 
He pressed  'control and 'enter' 
And  disappeared from view.

It devoured him completely,
The thought  just makes me squirm.
He must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by  a worm. 

I've searched  through the recycle bin 
And files of every kind;
I've even  used the Internet, 
But nothing  did I find. 

In  desperation, I asked Jeeves     
My searches to  refine. 
The reply from  him was negative, 
Not a thing was found  'online.'     

So, if inside your 'Inbox,' 
My Grandpa you should see, 
Please 'Copy,  Scan' and 'Paste' him
And send him back to me.

[Rik]

 

[Simon]