Topic: Itīs started already!

[Clive]

Bin Laden's men were shocked to hear to news of their leader's death.
Nobody ever takes a Bin out on a Bank Holiday.

After a decade of hiding Osama Bin Laden made the fatal mistake of dressing up as a British soldier and was shot on sight by the Americans.

President Bush tried, and failed.President Clinton tried, and failed.
President Obama tried, and succeded.
The moral of this is...If you want someone dead, hire a black man...

BBC News: US forces kill Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan.
Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.


The Prince gets married, there's a new beautiful Princess,
and the bad guy is dead! This is turning out to be a real Disney weekend!


Donald Trump has just issued a statement saying that he refuses to acknowledge Osama Bin Laden's death as there is no death certificate.


BREAKING NEWS: Elton John to record tribute song to bin laden. 'Sandals in the Bin'

[Simon]

Already?  It started the day he was killed!   

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.

In his house.

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Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.

What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?

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Even though we both speak the same language, it's amazing how there are some subtle differences between American-English and proper English:

They say "sidewalk" we say "pavement"

They say "pants" we say "trousers"

They say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his b*llocks whilst being beaten for answers".

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Coincidentally, an anagram of Osama Bin Laden is "Lob da man in sea"

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Prince Harry reported missing after a secret fancy dress party somewhere in Pakistan...

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I've just got back from a deep sea fishing trip with my mate. 

We didn't catch much, just a burst blow up doll with a beard drawn on it.

[Rodders]

[Rik]