There was once a husband and wife. They were going through a tricky divorce and had a real hatred for each other. One day, the man suddenly died. He went up to heaven where he met St. Peter at the gate.
The man said "I'm sorry, I know I was really mean to my wife but is there any chance you could still let me in?"
St. Peter say "Listen mate, none of that matters now, to get into heaven you just have to spell one word and that word is love"
The man replies "L-O-V-E" and he enters through the gate.
Suddenly St. Peter gets an urgent call from Jesus. He tells the man "Sorry, I have an urgent meeting to get to, you know how it works now, can you just watch the gate for me" and then he rushes off. The man stands there for a moment when suddenly his wife dies. She arrives at the gate and instantly says "Oh, what are you doing here?"
The man boastfully answers "Oh, haven't you heard, I'm St. Peters new best friend, I control all of heaven practically"
Still slightly shocked the wife says "I know I was really mean to you but please let me in to heaven"
The man replies"Don't worry, to get into heaven all you have to do is spell one word"
The woman say "Well great, what is it?"
And the man answers "Czechoslovakia"
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