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Offline Clive

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Who employs these idiots?
« on: May 16, 2012, 19:52 »
A man living in Kandos  (near Mudgee in NSW, Australia  )
received a bill in March for his as yet  unused gas line stating that he  owed
$0.00.
He ignored  it and threw it away. In April he received another bill  and
threw that one away too.

The following month the  gas company sent him a very nasty note stating
that they  were going to cancel his gas line if he didn't send  them
$0.00 by return mail.

He called them, talked to  them, and they said it was a computer error
and they would  take care of it.

The following month he decided that it  was about time that he tried
out the troublesome gas line  figuring that if there was usage on the
account it would  put an end to this ridiculous predicament.
However,  when he went to use the gas, it had been cut off..

He  called the gas company who apologized for the computer error  once
again and said that they would take care of it. The  next day he got a
bill for $0.00 stating that payment was  now overdue.

Assuming that having spoken to them the  previous day the latest bill
was yet another mistake, he  ignored it, trusting that the company
would be as good as  their word and sort the problem out.

The next month he  got a bill for $0.00. This bill also stated that he
had 10  days to pay his account or the company would have to take  steps
to recover the debt.
Finally,  giving in, he thought he would beat the gas company at  their
own game and mailed them a cheque for $0.00. The  computer duly
processed his account and returned a  statement to the effect that he
now owed the gas company  nothing at all.

A week later, the manager of the Mudgee  branch of the Westpac Banking
Corporation called our  hapless friend and asked him what he was doing
writing  cheque for $0.00.

After a lengthy explanation the bank  manager replied that the $0.00
cheque had caused their  cheque processing software to fail. The bank
could  therefore not process ANY cheques they had received from ANY  of
their customers that day because the cheque for $0.00  had caused the
computer to crash.
The  following month the man received a letter from the gas  company
claiming that his cheque had bounced and that he  now owed them $ 0.00
and unless he sent a cheque by return  mail they would take immediate
steps to recover the  debt.

At this point, the man decided to file a debt  harassment claim against
the gas company. It took him  nearly two hours to convince the clerks
at the local  courthouse that he was not joking.

They subsequently  helped him in the drafting of statements which  were
considered substantive evidence of the aggravation and  difficulties he
had been forced to endure during this  debacle.
The matter  was heard in the Magistrate's Court in Mudgee and  the
outcome was this:

The gas company was ordered  to:

[1] Immediately rectify their computerized accounts  system or Show
Cause, within 10 days, why the matter should  not be referred to a
higher court for consideration under  Company Law.
[2] Pay the bank dishonour fees incurred by  the man.
[3] Pay the bank dishonour fees incurred by all  the Westpac clients
whose cheques had been bounced on the  day our friend's had been
processed.
[4] Pay the  claimant's court costs; and
[5] Pay the  claimant a total of $1500 per month for the 5 month  period
March to July inclusive as compensation for the  aggravation they had
caused their client to  suffer.

And all this over $0.00

This story can  also be viewed on the ABC website - Who employs these  idiots??

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Re: Who employs these idiots?
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2012, 22:33 »
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Re: Who employs these idiots?
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2012, 06:52 »
Unfortunately, nonsense such as this happens all too often.  I paid a bill for £20.32 in cash by placing it in the quick deposit box in the bank, as there was a queue and I couldn't be bothered to wait.  Several days later, I received a letter by First Class mail that there was only £20.30 in the envelope.  Two pence must have come out of it as I dropped it in the box.

No wonder the retards are skint!  :laugh:

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Re: Who employs these idiots?
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2012, 10:28 »
This story can  also be viewed on the ABC website - Who employs these  idiots??

Ultimately, we do.
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Re: Who employs these idiots?
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2012, 13:23 »
Unfortunately, nonsense such as this happens all too often.  I paid a bill for £20.32 in cash by placing it in the quick deposit box in the bank, as there was a queue and I couldn't be bothered to wait.  Several days later, I received a letter by First Class mail that there was only £20.30 in the envelope.  Two pence must have come out of it as I dropped it in the box.

No wonder the retards are skint!  :laugh:

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