Topic: Tesco to sponsor the Grand National

[Clive]

One man has already been hospitalised after eating the offending horse burgers.
His condition is described as 'stable'.
 
Last night I ate a Tesco burger, an Iceland burger and a Farm Foods burger to find out which was the best tasting.
The Tesco one won by a nose.
 
Sat here reading the label on these Tesco burgers and it turns out they're fairly low in fat but surprisingly high in Shergar.
 
A Sainsbury’s burger and a Tesco burger were having a little chat. Suddenly, the Tesco burger took a mad coughing fit!
“Are you ok?” said the Sainsbury’s burger?
“I think so" Said the Tesco Burger “I just seem to be a bit horse”
 
Burgers, I ate some last night. They gave me the trots.
 
I just checked my burgers in the fridge - and they're off
 
I hear the veggie burgers have been found to contain traces of uniquorn.
 
My Lidl Pony
 
When cooking Tesco burgers the correct term is not 'medium to rare'. It's 'good to firm'
 
Despite the recent news, Tesco's say that their beef burger sales remain stable
 
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him get into the industrial size meat grinder.
 
Apparently, beef burger sales have fallen, but turkey burgers are flying of the shelves.
 
I've heard Tesco are thinking of starting a new premium range of meat products to complement their Finest range. It's going to be called the 'Thoroughbred' Range.
 
I went into Tesco this morning and asked where the burgers were... The assistant said " you'll find them in aisle 4 just past the water jump but before the open ditch."
 
I have a nagging feeling that this story may run, or trot, along for quite some time.
 
More breaking news..... Tesco to sponsor the Grand National.....
 
I could go on………
 

 

 

[Simon]

God help us - will these ever end?   

[Clive]

Only at the finish line.

[Simon]

 

[sam]

Argh.