Topic: Cell Phone Etiquette

[Clive]

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell
phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train".

"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting".

"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss".

"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life".

"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart"

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.

When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said
into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

[chorleydave]

I have a theory that British people (females in particular) will soon evolve into a tilted-head species, as most of them walk around all day with a mobile phone tucked between their shoulder and their ear. 

[Simon]

Or texting...

[sam]

more likely facebooking now.