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Offline Clive

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Old men may walk slowly but they think fast
« on: July 27, 2013, 20:56 »
An elderly man in Queensland  owned a large property.He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.

The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.

He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ‘We're not coming out until you leave!’

The old man frowned, ‘I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.’ Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'

Moral: Old men may walk slowly, but they can still think fast.

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Re: Old men may walk slowly but they think fast
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2013, 21:42 »
argh.
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Re: Old men may walk slowly but they think fast
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2013, 21:43 »
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Re: Old men may walk slowly but they think fast
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2013, 01:36 »
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