Topic: EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

[Clive]

Number 8
 
Life is sexually transmitted.
 
Number  7
 
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
Number 6
 
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
They can't tell them apart.  If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
 
Number 5
 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
for weeks, months, maybe years.
 
Number 4
 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
 
Number 3
 
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
 
Number 2
 
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 
And The Number 1 Thought
 
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers—
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
 
 
... and as someone recently said to me:
 
"Don't worry about old age-- It doesn't last that long."

[Simon]