Topic: Golfing story

[Clive]

John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Keith, 
so they loaded up John's minivan and headed north.
 
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard 
so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who 
answered the door if they could spend the night.
 
'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all 
to myself, but I'm recently widowed' she explained ‘and I'm afraid the 
neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.' 

'Don't worry' John said, 'we’ll be happy to sleep in the barn
and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'

The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and 
settled in for the night.
 
Come morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their way. 
They enjoyed a great weekend of golf...
 
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. 
It took him a few minutes to figure it out but, he finally determined that it was 
from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.
 
He dropped in on his friend Keith and asked, 'Keith, do you remember
that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday
in Scotland about 9 months ago?'
 
'Yes I do' said Keith.
 
'Did you er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house 
and pay her a visit?' 
 
'Well um yes!' Keith said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 
'I have to admit that I did.'
 
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'
 
Keith's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look I'm sorry buddy,
I'm afraid I did' 'why do you ask?' 

 
 
 
   

 
'She just died and left me everything ...........'
 

[Simon]