Difference Between Men and Women:
1. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman
will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot
& love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a
woman - before marriage & after marriage.